During our vacation, I kept a log of all the notable comments my 7 year old had made. I shared what I wrote with her, and she assured me that some are “serious”.
“It’s fricken hot in here!” said when she got back into the car after making a pit stop.
“Wow! Look at all these hills!” “Wow, yeah, that’s probably why they call it ‘Hill City’.”
*Tries to Dutch Oven us underneath the blanket*
*Unenthusiastic responses to the scenic views while we pass by*
“Bruh.”
“If I’m sunburnt, I’m gonna be SO mad!”
“Tadpoles are like, little frogs.”
“What are we doing after this?” “We’re going to Deadwood!” “What’s in Deadwood?” “Cowboys!” “I don’t LIKE cowboys. I like Hello Kitty!”
“When we get home, I’m going to change into some comfy clothes, have something to eat, then have a drink.” Without missing a beat she says, “Of course you’re going to have a drink.” 0.0
“Bustin,” used to describe how badly she needed to pee. “I’m bustin!”
“I took like, TWO naps today.”
“Fruit bats only eat fruit. I’m a bat who only eats ice.”
“Tomorrow’s our last day. Let’s just be free.”
“Classic buffaloes.”
“They look like kangaroos,” said about the baby buffaloes.
“Enough of the cookies. You’re gonna be diabetic by the time we get home. Diabetic like your papa!” “What’s diabetic mean? Fat?”
What are your thoughts on the matter?